How’d you get that scar on your back? Secrets Hotel

(Samantha walks up to the secret entrance at the “Secrets” hotel )

Samantha – “Oh goodie… this must be it. Goldie said to look for the orange lights.”

(Samantha uses the special knock. Greets the doorkeeper. Gains entrance. )

Doorkeeper – “Welcome to club Secrets, the orange-light edition. I see your membership is indeed current. Can we get you started with any party favors?”

Samantha – “no, I’m 5 years clean. Sex is my high now.”

Doorkeeper – “No worries mamas… here if you need it.”

Samantha – “In fact, I’ll have 1 “slow motion.”

Doorkeeper – “Damn, somebody’s getting throwed tonight.”

(Samantha looks the doorkeeper over to assert herself and warn the doorkeeper to mind his own business. She steps away, takes her “slow motion” pill.)

Samantha – “Guess I should pay for a “secret ” room before this slow motion kicks in.”

(Samantha approaches the club secrets concierge.)

Samantha – “Yes, Nicole is it? I’d like one of your secret rooms with your “mirror audience package! “

Nicole – “no problem madam, and does your partner agree to the terms and conditions of sex club watch parties in the ‘mirror audience’ package?”

Samantha – “Nicole, can I reserve a room or not?”

Nicole – “Ma’am, its imperative we relinquish all liability. We need your word and confirmation on this.”

Samantha – “Si!” Samantha utters with disdain.

(Room key in hand, Samantha sashays across the ballroom suit & tie event when suddenly…)

Samantha – “Damn papi, you must work out?”


Samantha – “Oooooooooooo oooooo ooo.” Samantha gasps for air, “oooooooooooo eeeeeEEEEEEEEE… OOOOOOOOOOOOO papi I cant stop cumming for tu’!!”

Delane – “Mmmmm, you gone make me nut. Look at me… ” Delane calls. “Give me your vulnerability. I crave it!”

Samantha – “CONQUER ME… I SURRENDER PAPI… “

(Delane flips Samantha on her side, pins her left leg by her ear lobe, presses her button twice and slides his pinky in her butt while she loses it.)

Samantha – “UGGGHHHHH, YESSSS. OOOOOOOOOOOOOO, HEE.. HEEE.. HEEEEE.. HEEEEEEE!!!” (Pause)… “WHEEEEWWW PAPI… take me amor, I’m yours!”


(Delane picks Samantha up and balances her on the palms of his hands in mid-air while he stands. Samantha opens and wraps her legs around his shoulders)

Meanwhile, behind the mysterious mirror…

Anonymous onlooker – “Hey Keisha, he must be strong to just hoist her up in the air like that hunh? Is he your type? Go join them girl.” She laughs…

Keisha – “Excuse me.. I need to squeeze by you.” Keisha takes a deep breath in the hallway. “Nicole, hello?”

Nicole – “Hey girlie, having fun?”

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