Listen, if you’ve been smoking and you get the munchies there’s only one way to go for snacks to properly mellow your buzz. Cop a squat, let big bro put you on. Better yet, spark another one and hop on this cloud with me.
Without a doubt variety is key. Last thing you want to do is fail to “hit the spot”. Follow me here, a variety of things you like based on two rules:
- Something chocolate. Something fruity.
- Something to drink. (You’ll need a good belch)
My go-to fruit snacks are Life savers gummies & Welch’s fruit snacks. Today I went with both because I’m naughty. Peep game though. I went exotics this time on the life savers but I always go gummies. Who wants to work for the candy while you’re chilling with the munchies? Not me. I’m good. Now you’ve got individual wrappers everywhere. No es bueno senora.
I have no shame in rooting for this next contestant; as a chocolate brotha the comparisons are welcomed. We’ve been running things since the 90’s. Ladies & gentlemen, its Ferrero Rocher chocolate folks. Round of applause everyone.
I have only 1 rule for chocolate:
- Don’t go cheap.
Listen, let’s keep it funky. No one… NO ONE… wants a snack mouth with nothing to wash it down. Don’t play yourself like that. Remember, you’re likely gonna draft at least 2 new conspiracy theories in your mind. So, you’re going to be thirsty 🤣🤣🤣! There’s only one way rule.
- Get plenty to drink. Ideally a 2 liter.
For a cool 2 months I’ve been consistently drinking water. So, with that disclaimer, I’m allowed to cheat and have some pop. By the way, if you call “pop” soda it means you have a booger in your nose 😝😝
Slow down, slow down. Save me some 😂😂